Memento Mommy

Motherhood as one long contemplation of disaster.

I used to enjoy watching horror movies. They were a lighthearted thrill, something ironic and far-fetched, a casual little fear simulator for the overly cozy and safe last (wo)man. I had a constantly updated list of favorites and wasn't rattled by gore, sadism, or edgy themes. It was fun. 

After having children, this pastime has vanished. And it's not be…